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What? Nothing! does nothing... just nothing!

If you use What? Nothing!, please post a rating and a review at the Joomla! Extensions Directory.

Description

What? Nothing! does nothing... just nothing!

Are you just like me and sometimes just want to do nothing, nothing at all?

Well, that brought me to this revolutionary plugin for Joomla! All these plugins that are available do all sorts of stuff. All busy doing their thing. Adding functionality here. Manipulating html output there. Making your website better and better.

Well, that's all good and nice, but it's so much activity!
That's where this plugin comes in...

What it does? Absolutely nothing!

Troubleshooting

Can't get the plugin to work? Remember to publish it.

Merchandise

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Quotes

"What? Nothing! has opened up my eyes to a fabulous world. At night - when I have to shut my eyes again - I cry myself to sleep."
- Whoopy Goldburgh -

"In the beginning there was nothing. Peter has brought that magic back and we thank him for it"
- Simon & Garfuncle -

"Cool, man! Totally awesome!"
- Bart Simpson -

"I would rather not have you talking to my son!"
- Marge Simpson -

"I don't see buying this as a payment, but as an investement in my company and life in general."
- Steven Jobbes -

"I don't see buying this as a payment either, but as an investement in my company and life in general too."
- Phill Gates -

"Ditto that!"
- Linus Thorfalls -

"I will refuse to setup a Joomla! website without this fabulous extension installed."
- Brain Teeman -

"This is what got me into music in the first place. Otherwise I'd have probably become a welder."
- Beethoven -

"..."
- Mike Jackson -

"A-N-D  I  T-H-O-U-G-H-T  Q-U-A-N-T-U-M  G-R-A-V-I-T-Y  W-A-S  C-O-O-L!"
- Steven Hawkins -

"It's not even worth the trouble to fork this. Who could make it any better?"
- Amy Stevens -

"Proud to be Dutch!"
- Rembrandt -

"tlho' SoH vaD nuq pagh vaD tlhIngan"
- Worf -

"What is beyond the Universe? Nothing is beyond the Universe!"
- Albert Einszwei -

"You Can Not Be Serious!"
- John Mackenro -

"Bazinga!"
- Sheldon Cooper -

* Any resemblance to names of other people is purely coincidental ;)

Specs

Specifications

What? Nothing! is a Joomla extension compatible with Joomla 1.5, Joomla 1.7 and Joomla 2.5.

The extension consists of:

  • a system plugin

Requirements

What? Nothing! will only work correctly if your setup meets these requirements:

  • Up-to-date version of Joomla!
  • PHP 5.3+
  • PHP mbstring (Multibyte String) functions should be enabled
  • MySQL 5+

Using PHP 5.2 (or lower)?
PHP 5.2 is old and support for it has stopped with the release of PHP 5.2.16 (16-Dec-2010). This means that PHP 5.2 cannot be considered stable or secure anymore.
If your host will not or cannot provide you with an up-to-date version of PHP, then you have reason enough to look for a decent host.
PHP 5.2 mainly has problems with installation of the zip packages. The extensions might work without problems for you once installed, but I can not give any guarantees on that.
>> For more detailed information, read: No more php 5.2 support - move on to php 5.3

I can not provide support for setups that do not meet the above requirements.

The core Joomla files should of course not be altered in any way.

Installation

The easiest way to install/update is via the NoNumber! Extension Manager.

If you have problems installing What? Nothing!, please try the manual installation process as described here:
docs.joomla.org/Installing_an_extension

Otherwise, please report this on the forum or let me know via the contact form.

Updating

If you want to update to the latest version, you do not have to uninstall first.

The easiest way to install/update is via the NoNumber! Extension Manager.

You can also update simply by installing the package via the Joomla core installation process.

Downgrading

If for some reason you need to downgrade, it is best to uninstall the extension first.

Also, you will have to uninstall the NoNumber! Framework plugin (system) (and the NoNumber Elements plugin if you have it installed).

After that you can simply install the older version zip file.

Please note that I cannot not provide support on older versions!

Open Source License

What? Nothing! is an Open Source Joomla extension. It is in compliance with the GNU/GPL license:
Licence: GNU/GPL GNU General Public License, version 2

Joomla is also Open Source.

Support

Need more help?

Before requesting help, make sure your installation and setup meet the requirements (see the Specs) and your extensions are up-to-date.

If you need more help, please take a look in the NoNumber! Forum.
If you can't find your answer there, please post your question. I am very willing to help!

You can also contact me via the contact form or via chat (if I'm online).

Changelog

Changelog

+ = Added ! = Removed ^ = Changed # = Fixed

17-Oct-2011 : v6.2.1
# Fixed security issue in !NoNumber! Framework plugin

08-Oct-2011 : v6.2.0
^ Improved installer
^ Moved translation language files to main package (no more language packs)
^ Cleaned up some code (like no more use of DS)

16-Sep-2011 : v6.1.17
^ Changed !NoNumber! Elements plugin to !NoNumber! Framework
^ Moved common language strings to !NoNumber! Framework files
# Fixed some issues with language strings

23-May-2011 : v6.0.0
+ Joomla 1.6 compatible!
+ Added apology for the late release

01-Apr-2011 : v4.7.2549
^ Changed not much

28-Feb-2011 : v4.7.2548
^ Changed language files to be J1.6 ready
+ Added option to set 'Do something' to 'yes'

23-Dec-2010 : v4.7.1
# Changes language string ordering

25-Nov-2010 : v4.7.0
+ Added options to do nothing 63 and -137 times
! Removed option to do nothing 44 times (proved useless)
+ Added checks to see if !NoNumber! Elements plugin is installed/enabled
^ Fixed and updated all language strings
^ Improved code to make it lighter/faster
# Fixed issue with tags being handled in edit fields

24-Jul-2010 : v4.1.6
^ Changed way version and license information are displayed (now via ajax)
^ Changed way versions and licenses are checked (no more base64)

17-Jul-2010 : v4.1.5
+ Nothing added
! Nothing removed
^ Nothing changed
# Nothing fixed

23-Jun-2010 : v4.1.4
# Fixed issue with code looping, causing page timeouts

22-June-2009 : v3.8.17
^ Improved some mysterious stuff no-one wants to know about

18-May-2009 : v1.2.2
+ Added option to ask the question

09-Feb-2009 : v1.2.1
# Fixed location of Joomla! DTD files
# Fixed issue with deprecated syntax for php 5.3+

20-Jan-2010 : v1.2.0
+ Added Commercial License Code support
^ Moved elements to separate global plugin (also used by other extensions)
^ Changed special amount trigger
^ Changed some stuff in language file

13-Oct-2009 : v1.1.1
^ Changed file encoding to UTF-8

11-July-2009 : v1.1.0
+ Added option to set the amount of times to do nothing
^ Changed installer
^ Changed graphics
# Fixed issue that something was done

06-Dec-2008 : v1.0.0
+ First release

Commercial License

What? Nothing! is completely free and you DON'T need a Commercial License Code to use it.

However, if you use my extensions on websites that you make money from, I would appreciate it if you purchase a License Code.
The License Code will remove the license message from the extensions administrator screens.

Note: If you don't want to pay for the License Code and want to continue to use the extension for free, please do. You will just have to ignore the license message in the administrator.

Note: If you have donated before and feel you should get some reduction on the price, please contact me about it... we'll sort it out :)

more information...

 

 

Here you can see the difference between the use of the extensions without and with Commercial License Code.

WITHOUT Commercial License CodeWITH Commercial License Code
Full version download yes YES yes YES
Full functionality yes YES yes YES
Message in administrator license_invalid license_valid
Encrypted no NO no NO
Free updates yes YES yes YES
Free support yes YES yes YES
Free RSS news subscription yes YES yes YES
Free holiday to Barbados no NO no NO

Download

Downloads

What? Nothing! is compatible with Joomla 1.5, Joomla 1.7 and Joomla 2.5

NOTE: What? Nothing! needs PHP 5.3+. Please see the specs for more requirements.

  • Are you going to use this extension on a commercial website? Please consider buying a License Code

More downloads...

Please clear your browsers cache after updating an extension.

NOTE: Joomla 1.6 is no longer supported. Joomla 1.6 reached end-of-life in August 2011. If you have a site running on Joomla 1.6 you are urged to upgrade to Joomla! 2.5. What? Nothing! will probably still work on Joomla 1.6, but any issues specific to Joomla 1.6 will not be fixed.

Tip!

Are you using multiple NoNumber! extensions?
Install the NoNumber! Extension Manager to easily keep them up-to-date.

Languages

This extension comes with the following languages:

  • [pt-BR] Brazilian Portuguese
  • [ca-ES] Catalan
  • [nl-NL] Dutch
  • [en-GB] English
  • [fr-FR] French
  • [de-DE] German
  • [el-GR] Greek
  • [hu-HU] Hungarian
  • [it-IT] Italian
  • [lt-LT] Lithuanian
  • [sl-SI] Slovenian
  • [es-ES] Spanish
  • [sv-SE] Swedish
  • [th-TH] Thai

No language pack for your language?

I welcome you to help out and get involved with translations for NoNumber! extensions.

I am using Transifex for the translations of all NoNumber! extensions. So I kindly ask you to join Transifex.

There is a translation team/group set up especially for Joomla projects: OpenTranslators.

To join, see the different steps on the right under: Translator Guide: http://opentranslators.org/en/how-to

You can find all the NoNumber! projects here: https://www.transifex.net/projects/tag/nonumber/

All language files will be updated and packed with every new release of the individual extensions.

OpenTranslators

 
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