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#4592
Something has been happening lately 2 Years, 4 Months ago  
I have been a happy What? Nothing! user for quite some time.
Usually there is just, well, nothing.
But lately I have started to notice something.
I was not sure at first but now I am positive that there is something sometimes.
It has been very intermittent so it is hard to pinpoint exactly what it is, but it is definitely something.
My website users have even started making comments about something.

I would really like to get this resolved before it turns into really something.

Any ideas?

Thanks.
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#4593
Something has been happening lately 2 Years, 4 Months ago  
Hmmm, this boggles me. Whilst coding What? Nothing! it often popped up with the question what I wanted it to do. I specifically told it to do nothing at all.

The first version didn't get the point. So the current version is the second release. But now I am not happy hearing reports of this version also taking the instructions not all too serious.

I will definitely take another look under the hood to see if it is trying to do something it shouldn't...
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#4594
Something has been happening lately 2 Years, 4 Months ago  
Ken - you are seeing things that do not exist. There is nothing there.
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#4596
Something has been happening lately 2 Years, 4 Months ago  
Amy,
I can understand your skepticism, but my pet unicorn Wiltrout has seen something too.
I would have him post his account, but the last time I let him near a computer I ended up replacing a keyboard and an expensive LCD display.
He tries hard, but horns and hooves just do not mix with computers.
Finally got him a binary hoof tapper so he can ping his friends.
Loves it.

In the mean time I have rigged my dream catcher to trip my Kirlian photography set-up to finally get some proof of something.

Mulder believes us.
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#4602
Something has been happening lately 2 Years, 4 Months ago  
/me wonders where she would begin...hehe!
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#4604
Something has been happening lately 2 Years, 4 Months ago  
Well, unfortunately you are not the only one noticing these things, Ken.

I have heard numerous complaints about this problem yesterday. It was while I was trying to get to sleep. I definitely heard at least 5 distinct voices moaning about something. Couldn't see them, but by golly, I heard them.

And I think Wiltrout is really pissed off and passionate (in the negative sense) about this whole thing. It must be his binary hoof tapper causing this news to spread like a fire on steroids. I have received reports about unicorns all over Europe and North America going ballistic with rage. Even 1 or two reports from Australia.

So Amy, even though I appreciate your faith in me and my programming skills dearly, I must take this serious and take a big long look into this. I don't want to experience another hoof-'n'-tailgate all over again ('cause we all remember what happened in the summer of 2005).
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#4607
Something has been happening lately 2 Years, 4 Months ago  
HOW MUCH PROGRAMMING SKILL DOES IT TAKE TO DEVELOP NOTHING?
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#4612
Something has been happening lately 2 Years, 4 Months ago  
Amy, there is no need to shout!

We might be nearly half a world apart, but the wonders of technology have found a way for us to communicate without raising our voices.

I know you are pretty new to internet, so I am saying this with the intention to help a newbie.
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#4614
Something has been happening lately 2 Years, 4 Months ago  
Hmmmm ... sounds like Wiltrout is up to his usual tricks.
Sorry about that.
When he "gets his horn into something" he can be rather tenacious.
The binary hoof tapper has been a mixed blessing.
It keeps him occupied, but it has also been an occasional problem.

But if his hijinks have gotten the message through to "the developer" that something is amiss and that there really is something there, well I guess his success speaks for itself.
Kids.

I look forward to getting back to absolutely nothing.
Be watching my auto-update for the new version.

Thanks for a great extension.
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#4619
Something has been happening lately 2 Years, 4 Months ago  
*stunned*
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#4641
Something has been happening lately 2 Years, 4 Months ago  
Ah, I think I am onto something!

There is something sneaky going on when you set the "Do that how many times?" option to a certain amount.

I think the reason Wiltrout (and the whole unicorn community for that matter) is tripping about this, is probably down to the whole rivalry between unicorns (and other hoofed beasts like centaurs) and rodents. Which started centuries ago during the war of the underworld. But what am I telling you that for, seeing you would know that already.
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